Righteous Lazing

Here's a cool picture of a camel. I'm just too lazy to find an image that actually applies thematically to this entry. The lovely camel is: "Distracted" by muted-pain of deviantart.com

Another Wednesday winds down, and I can’t help thinking I’ve been rather lazy of late.  Face it Self, you’ve not been blogging, you’ve not been writing in general!  You’ve not been cooking anything of interest, you’ve not been doing your stretches or opting out of the bus in order to walk.  You’ve not been doing much of anything, have you?

I find it very strange; why—as I cannot think of what I’ve done so differently that would consume more of my energy—have I become the aforementioned lazy lummox?

Is it:

(A)    Warmer weather, summer lethargy?

(B)     Too much iced cream?

(C)    Worry that my Beloved One is pushing her limits during recovery?

(D)    Lack of interesting or inspiring television programs to motivate and re-motivate me?

(E)     Changes at work?

(F)      Lack of readily available reading material to distract and clog the holes in my brain?

I choose (G)!  All of the above, because I’m too lazy to make an actual decision.

And in the spirit of my demotivated state, I declare:

1. I am not going to wake up before 9:00 am again
   1. Except for tomorrow.  When I shall rise early, and go to work.  For, if went to work at a normal, more acceptable time I’d have to speed through my work in order to be prompt for Nikko’s eighth grade graduation.
   2. I’m feeling far too lazy to speed through work.
   3. I’m feeling far too lazy to suffer the torments of the damned for missing Sweet Wag’s eighth grade graduation.
   4. Thus: I shall rise at quarter to six, and go to work, and work slowly, and not miss the eighth grade graduation.
2. I am not going to stop eating iced cream.
   1. Unless lifting the spoon begins to require too much effort.
3. I am not going to clean, sort, organize, or put away anything else today!
   1. Except for the laundry I’ve already started since I’m too lazy to even fathom finishing it tomorrow.
4. I am not going to keep listing off things that I’m not going to do.

© Jeffrey Puukka, 2010